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1. (Noun.) A tree pedophile / person whom makes sexual references and chooses actions that seem awkward at the time but innocent when looked back upon. Sloth Bitches are white chicks who pretend to be whores.
2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores.
3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.
1. HEY MOM, CAN WE GO SEE THE TREE PEDOPHILES?

Person 1: Dude, did you see that bitch ask me about my man boobs?

Person 2: She was a total sloth.

Person 1: What a sloth bitch.
2. Student: Hey teacher, is it okay if I sloth you?

Teacher: AHHH HELL NO
3. Omigod, Courtney, you are totally sloth.
Sloth by Slothay100 April 28, 2013
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An extremely unnattractive female; see Sloth Caboose
"Damn that fatty out front the movie theater was one sloth-ass bitch."
Sloth by Rob Engle September 19, 2005
Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.
I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.
Sloth by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017
The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.
Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!
sloth by Jearcy January 22, 2005
A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)
Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!
Sloth by Noot(er) October 7, 2004