sloppy seconds

Referring to second base, oral action on the breasts. rather than "feeling her up" it is going to the next step.

He tore off my shirt and before I kinew it he was licking me for sloppy seconds

by Millienom September 30, 2007

sloppy seconds

1972 album performed by classic rockers Dr. Hook (no longer "and the Medicine Show") and with songs written by Shel Silverstein. Contains such memorable tunes as "Carry Me, Carrie," "Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball," and "Cover of the Rolling Stone."

Kid 1: "Yo put on something chill to listen to, I'm really stoned."
Kid 2: "Alright, I'll grab 'Sloppy Seconds' by Dr. Hook and put it on my dad's record player."

by Sexy Eyes May 13, 2010

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.

Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

by magicman9516 October 20, 2011