sloppy seconds

The seif-proclaimed Kings of Junk Rock, hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana, blasting out three chord musical hooks more than Grandpa's tacklebox.

The musical group, Sloppy Seconds, is the best punk rock band in the world.

by kelly williams December 6, 2003

sloppy seconds

getting to someones mom after they have already creamed her

dude, ur mom is nothing but sloppy seconds now

by g-unit!!! April 3, 2006

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

Sloppy Seconds

Byler is a perfect definition of sloppy seconds Will getting his sisters leftovers how lovely

“Sloppy seconds byler is the worse”

by sloppysecondsbyler May 7, 2023

sloppy seconds

Referring to second base, oral action on the breasts. rather than "feeling her up" it is going to the next step.

He tore off my shirt and before I kinew it he was licking me for sloppy seconds

by Millienom September 30, 2007

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012