Slink

Sneaky link

“So I saw my ex slink at the bar”
“Oh em gee did yall hook up?”
“No he’s an ex slink for a reason”

by Funnyhappy December 3, 2025

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

Slink Rolled

It's similar to Rick-Rolled, Except it's tricking someone into watching a video of the classic commercial for the Slinky containing the song.

I thought I was getting the link to the new MLP video... instead I was Slink Rolled!

by SpartanPuppy December 4, 2012

Slink Drop

.. The almighty crash to the floor and subsequent inability to move - Slink Drop.

This normally is a result Of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol - typically wine - in your own home and tripping over your own furniture...

.... Lucinda ended a bathroom break , and ventured to the bathroom . On return Lucinda hit the bedroom furniture and slink dropped.... Didn't surface from the floor for at least 10 minutes ..

by Uncle Dil August 23, 2014

Slink Chink

A racist slang term for a asian

Amanda is such a slink chink, ni hao mishi bishi

by brownpeepee January 26, 2022

Slink my Boyhole

A form of gay sex where a male sticks his penis in another male’s urethra

Hey Felix, can you come slink my boyhole?

by CullWill February 20, 2025

Chicago Slink

The act of stealing cab money from the wallet of your still-sleeping one night stand as you slink shamefully out the door.

Leslie pulled the old Chicago Slink with that guy she met at the bar last night.

by bdugggg May 20, 2011