A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.
" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "
.. The almighty crash to the floor and subsequent inability to move - Slink Drop.
This normally is a result Of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol - typically wine - in your own home and tripping over your own furniture...
.... Lucinda ended a bathroom break , and ventured to the bathroom . On return Lucinda hit the bedroom furniture and slink dropped.... Didn't surface from the floor for at least 10 minutes ..