SLDFKnight

User on neotaku.com. Best known for his obsession with huge breasts, and subsequent inability to get any form of girlfriend. Suspected by many to be a closet homosexual.

"Dan, your opinion is worthless."

DanHADOKEN!!!! says:
I love the anal

by eelrae2 June 8, 2004

slmft

Sounds Like My First Time
Similar to "that's what she/he said" - makes a sexual joke out of something non sexual

"Why is it so tight? (Referring to something non-sexual) " "slmft"

by czmj March 15, 2015

slmfyoyo

So long, mother fucker! You're on your own!

Oh, you don't wanna hear me out? SLMFYOYO!

by KiwiSplasher April 8, 2015

slumfy

Combination of dressing slutty yet comfy

The dress code is slumfy.

by Slumfy King January 26, 2021

slamfizzled

when you already mad, and then a shelf falls on your head you become slamfizzled!

i am so slamfizzled right now

by kaykaykeely February 5, 2021

Slamfire

The act of a man nutting into a woman while simultaneously trusting into her repeatedly.

Henry made a mess when he Slamfired into his wife on their honeymoon.

by IsThatYouJohnWayne?9018 November 3, 2022

Midwest Slimfast

Word for the drug methamphetamine

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."

by captain_ice October 20, 2020