slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016

clapjacks

Chlamydia infested flapjacks which is made by a lady for clients

Put the clapjacks on

by Twatsrejs December 2, 2015

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Bombay Slapjack

The act of defecation upon your partner's tits,then.......TITWANK!!!

"Fancy coming back to mine for a Bombay Slapjack?!?!"

by Rorymotion May 10, 2009

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

flapjacks

Money, dollars.

I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.

by geneparmesean August 21, 2010

SlapJack

A game in which somebody yells "SLAPJACK!" and brutally slaps someone until their organs shut down.

Drew got his ass slapjacked so hard he fucking died.

by Reckewww01 January 26, 2019