Siri 

siri is a joke

"WHO ME? -siri"

Siri by TheManInTime May 31, 2017

Siri 

That bitch

Siri told s romor about me

Siri by Her beg August 14, 2017

siri 

better than google and alexa and cortana

wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~

siri by nikita123 May 13, 2021

Siri 

A huge bitch on the iPhone.👎

Siri is a bitch.

Siri by !@#@#$@#!@##$!@#$%^&#$%&*(&ACF December 21, 2015

siri 

Your "personal assistant"
More like your personal ASS-istant.

Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

siri by Urban Dictionary Demoman April 14, 2016

Siri 

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

Siri by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

Siri 

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

Siri by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017