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siris

A named for a dog who is way to spoiled and treat better than most humans. Also cute and adorable but still annoying.
My dog Siris love eating fresh ice from the freezer.
by Yyakeec May 15, 2018
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siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do
hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita
by hatman definitions May 31, 2021
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siri

Adorable nickname for Sirius Black aka Padfoot, of the Marauders.
Siri looks so adorable in filthy robes, doesn't he?
by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003
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Siri//

Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.
she's a hot one. Siri//.
by kkdbd7fnaudkf April 24, 2019
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siri

Siri is either the most amazing or the worst girl in the world.
Person 1: How is that girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Siri, but acts like a fucking Siri.
by InFri February 18, 2016
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siri

the iphones probably most idiodic technology. I ASKED SIRI TO CALL MOM AND IT SAID "no, my name is not Barbara". HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN
siri... fuck off
by LOL-LMFAO March 7, 2017
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siri

better than google and alexa and cortana
wow are you using alexa? ew! go use siri~
by nikita123 May 13, 2021
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