mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider fight

Lesbian scissoring sex

Racheal and Kelly were spider fighting loud enough for me to hear them!

by Friesforspies February 2, 2017

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015