SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016

SimonStMichel

Bourgeois de l’ancienne bretagne et freestyler avancer en ski.

Le tonton du bled et Simonstmichel on sorti un nouvelle album!

by Jooging charles December 19, 2017

simonsen

an awesome surname.
Simonsen is so cool, that if you know him you already are cool, even if you was a loser before.

Hello simonsen!

by saadthewild February 13, 2018

Simonas

Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection

I asked Simonas about Cock and Ball Torture, and he whipped his sack with a wrench right there!

by Homoboi June 1, 2019