schtest

A very shit test, as in, the test was too hard to understand

Billy: that maths test was a absolute schtest
June: …you’re just dumb

by sibsihzuhsihisb??? August 29, 2023

Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

schnidney schteamer

when you hold a girl upside down and vomit a fancy taco bell dinner into her pussy and then she takes a shit vomit combo dump on your chest.

Hey Tim how was last night ?

Tim: oh it was amazing I got a schnidney schteamer with extra guacamole!!!

by badgerbaus March 22, 2017

Dirty Sicheng

The act of organising a group sex inside the school's unisex cubicles while being simultaneously bumfucked by 3 holocaust survivors

Holy shit im bored as fuck we should do a Dirty Sicheng

by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Sickter Scale

A scale from 0 - 6.6 that is used to determine how ugly a person is.

"Look at that those two, they're hideous. No doubt that they're both a six point six on the sickter scale."

by vvilke March 21, 2009

sichting

someone relating to don vito. often know to have a fat dip in the mouth and hates punjabs typically named karanvir. Also usualll has the worst smelling breath in the world smelling like asshole.

Someone who is somewhat illiterate and has trouble reading and typing and talking....and lots of other literary malfunctions

"That dumb teaching is being a fucking sichting"

"Stop being sichting!"

by billstien May 20, 2008