ass-stunned

The feeling experienced when one sees the most beautiful and curvy ass that they become stunned.

Dude her ass is so beautiful i’m straight ‘ass-stunned’.

by BigThiccDickNick April 9, 2019

Stunned

Being afraid of someone or something.

You stunned nigga?

Joe was stunned he backed out of a fight.

by shortyyyy_ April 14, 2014

The Stunned Jellyfish

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.

I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.

by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011

shit-stunned

The feeling of being surprised by something so shocking that it feels like you shit your pants - but you really didn't.

ex: Man, I was so shit-stunned that I won the lottery!

by Party Tony October 22, 2011

shunted

1) To be pwned by a shunt-like creature.

2) The use of time travel to perform two ownings during the same exact period of time.

Oh man, you just got shunted!

by The ShunT January 4, 2008

Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany

"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"

by Mayhem_XP_Omega_13 December 25, 2007

sunned

disintegrated by a laser from space, turned into a smoldering crater of what once was a human

my bro just got fucking sunned

by aenri March 22, 2021