shuman

when you take a shit at work and dont care who knows it

bro i just took the biggest shuman did anyone notice i was gone

by poopy49 January 30, 2024

Shuman

Somebody who is really big and ugly. Somebody that resembles an ogre

Oh that guy is really really ugly. what a shuman!

by shumanman December 6, 2025

gage shelman

Gay Irish potato farmer that has crippling depression

Gage Shelman Gay irish with depression.

by GHHjgv November 26, 2019

Dirty Shurmanator

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.

Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Mrs.Schulman

Our annoying pod teacher that doesn’t shut up

“Bro Mrs.Schulman wrote me up just because I put Rickroll on google classroom” (true story btw) ((I have no regrets))

by tAr-tAr-TaGLIA November 14, 2022

The Shuman

The opposite of the shocker. Two in the butt one in the front.

The shocker wasn't getting a rise out of my girl so I decided to give her "the Shuman"

by Esteban Shumenator December 1, 2022