bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

Schrodingers Fuck-box

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014

Schrodinger's Biden

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.

Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.

by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Schrödinger's Boner

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.

Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

or

I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.

by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011

Schrödinger’s woman

the woman exists simultaneously as both “sexy as hell” and and “a fat f*^%#}% b@&$# until a mans online mediocre come-on is either. Accepted or rejected.

This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*

by NovaChiu July 5, 2019

shraping

The act of shitting ones pants in order to avoid anal rape.

Yo, I'm gonna rape that little bitch... Aww nevermind, he's shraping himself.

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011