shrimpy

Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.

doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that

by exoticshrimps May 11, 2020

Shrimpis

A dick thats so small, its the size of a shrimp.

Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."

Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "

by EMORYHUSK May 12, 2024

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024