Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."
Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "
Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "
by EMORYHUSK May 12, 2024
When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024
by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021