shloopka

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

by scooby master June 8, 2023

Shkook

To squeeze someone in an uncomfortable body part (eg. inner thigh) to create a flinching reaction. After the deed being done the "Shkooker" will then proceed to yell "Shkook" as loud as possible.

Idan squeezed Cole's triceps and yelled "Shkook" which caused Cole to flinch and yell "DAMNIT"

by KerianLee March 28, 2009

shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".

"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."

by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009

Shloop

The verb of a soft object interacting with air or another surface. Usually a males reproductive organ.

The limp penis shlooped over the women's head.

The melting ice-cream shlooped down the display glass.

Don't look if my shlong shloops out of my underwear

by tylerturchin October 10, 2014

shloo

Beyond perfect in everywhich way there is to be

Tara is totally shloo

by TheDood August 12, 2007

schpool

Verb (schpooled): to suck and blow simultaneously
Noun: a blow/suck job

jose reyes schpooled the mayor in the dugout
jose reyes gave the mayor a schpool in the dugout

by berny July 5, 2004

shgood

An adjective used to discribe something usually using a sarcastic tone where you would say that something is good when it is actually shit, indicating its shitness by using the prefix sh-

Yeh thats a shgood idea...
Shgood one purcell...

by pezz June 27, 2003