When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"
by JLavelle August 16, 2017
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This could also mean sounding done by any member of the game ‘Splatoon’
This could also mean sounding done by any member of the game ‘Splatoon’
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
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"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."
"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."
"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."
by Captain Bajoo November 6, 2004
Get the shouldness mug.Sholzing- a persistent attempt of an individual characterized by making an effort to seem ‘cool’ and ‘experienced’ in a group of people by inventing events and facts that never take, will take, or took place. Sholzing is found to be successful at an early stage because in most cases sholzing is detected by a group of individuals, at whom sholzing is exercised, relatively fast, simply because of sholzers becoming addicted and therefore using sholzing excessively making it easier for others to detect, provided the sholzer succeeded in his/her first attempts.
-hey just had a nice time with that blond chick from yesterday night!
-really? stop sholzing man she left me me
-really? stop sholzing man she left me me
by pg01 February 17, 2013
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This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.
by brian_of_london February 26, 2020
Get the shouting at tea mug.The excellent debut album by Avenged Sevenfold, released in 2001 by Good Life Records and re-released by Hopeless Records the next year. This is the only album to feature original bassist Dameon Ash, featured on both versions. The original also doesn't feature lead guitarist Synyster Gates while the re-release does. The most noted track from the album is "Warmness on the Soul". This album also contains the most screaming vocals by M. Shadows.
by Gaaraofthedamned February 19, 2011
Get the Sounding the Seventh Trumpet mug.A slang term meaning to puke, referencing the noises made whilst vomiting loudly and heavily, which may sound similiar to the names Huey (HEUGHHH) and Ralph (BRAAGPH) when yelled.
Used by Billy Connolly in his 'Two Scotsmen in Rome' bit.
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Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
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Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
by Pink Pursuit August 14, 2010
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