International throw short people day

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission

Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-

by December 19, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run

me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022

National Kick Short People Day

Kick short people!

Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*

Sorry its National Kick Short People Day

by Imedriac September 14, 2021

Throw short people day pt. 2

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st

-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.

by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021

National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

by LoydLonders November 15, 2022

national hug short people day

a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23

hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.

by so_uless October 22, 2020