If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019

SHORT ME DOWN

TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.

ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!

-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?

-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!

-OR-

-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?

- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD

by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

shot me

1) Low blow

2)To be hit with a projectile

3)What someone screams when they're being over dramatic

1)"What Stephanie said about Carl was horrible"
"Yea, I agree, she basicaly shot him with that one"

2)That fucker shot me with his fuckin gun! what the fuck?

3)(Steve gets hit with a spit wad)
Steve-"Ahh you shot me!! You bastard!"

by phatkid1221 September 24, 2009

you shook me all night long

AC/DC
One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.

Yo Smill! Have you heard "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC?

Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!

by The Coolest Cardinal Ever June 4, 2007

cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it

cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song

shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car

by nickiminajaddict January 19, 2011