Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shmoomly

Feeling warm, clean and damp, fresh out of a bath or shower and in a robe or big towel. As defined by Hendini77.

She got out of the bath, dried off and put on her flannel pajamas, furry slippers and warm robe and felt completely shmoomly.

by Nurdle January 7, 2023

Shmoop

the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 5, 2013

Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

by TheDonger October 25, 2013

Shmooie

shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.

Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on

Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie

Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow

by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020

New Shmoo

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.

The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics

by newshmoo August 22, 2006

shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

by hanzo87 September 13, 2008