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Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
Rick, pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum.
by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020
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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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shmium

Fat bitch who sucks man dick
tiny penis, ranging from about one quarter inch to half an inch 8=================== ( he wishes its more like this) 8===
" Shmium is a fatass who sucks his dads dick, and thinks he can get a girl but all he can get is a dildo!
by riverside bitch! February 25, 2011
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Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
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Shlumped

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.
Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"
by Nine000watts March 6, 2015
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Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.
oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin
by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009
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Shmum

Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.
Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good
by Road Translations December 22, 2020
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