sch-luhm
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.
To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.
by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020
Get the Shlum mug.The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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Fat bitch who sucks man dick
tiny penis, ranging from about one quarter inch to half an inch 8=================== ( he wishes its more like this) 8===
tiny penis, ranging from about one quarter inch to half an inch 8=================== ( he wishes its more like this) 8===
" Shmium is a fatass who sucks his dads dick, and thinks he can get a girl but all he can get is a dildo!
by riverside bitch! February 25, 2011
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A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.
3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!
by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020
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Get the Shlumpkin mug.Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.
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