Snizzard

A snake that is a wizard.

How is that snake able to control those people? He's a snake wizard. Also known as a Snizzard.

by McCasper May 31, 2020

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

slizzard

When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.

Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!

by guuwrl November 19, 2010

Slizzard

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.

Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?

by ChawillCha November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Snake-lizard

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.

The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard

by Grrawr!!! December 23, 2011

Slizzard

A skinny ass lightskinned bitch without ass or titties but has a pretty face.

She alright but she a slizzard no ass or tits

by Lafkareski November 23, 2018