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Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.
Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
by Johno47 January 12, 2009
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shit split

The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.
by Misc Man January 3, 2008
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Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.
Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011
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shitpit

I fucked her in her shitpit and some fag felched my jizz.
by Ivan C. February 5, 2004
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Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.
I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split
by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016
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shitlittle

shitlittle- a shitty person , place , or thing . it can literally be shitty , or figuratively shitty .
Look at that shitlittle with the shitlittle dicc !”
by amourellaaa May 9, 2018
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Shitsplainer

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
by Guundi November 18, 2018
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