shitbroke

To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.

by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Shitbrothers

When two people have blackmail on each other.

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.

by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.

When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.

by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010

Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018