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ShitCunt

About 90% of population that use internet dating
There are so many stuck up shallow people on these online dating sites and yet most of them look less attractive then a toad, Fuck those shitcunts I'm finding love the old fashion way, offline!
by GI JAM May 6, 2019
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Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Our mate TJ
TJ is a shitcunt
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The expression a man says when he can't find the wire to the laptop to charge it.
" ffs I cant find the shitcunt to plug in and charge this fucking laptop "
by Kc10000 January 20, 2020
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Shitcunt

The literal definition for when someone knows they are doing you wrong and chooses consciously to take the wrong action and/or justify wrong doing by pretending to be “too young,” or too unaware to take a stand against the “status quo.”

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Yeah, you’re a shitcunt. Most likely because you don’t know if you’re a shitcunt or not.
by Cumoran September 29, 2023
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*Man jumps off a cliff*

"Ur a shitcunt!!!!!"
by Shitcunts September 14, 2016
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Shitcunt day

The worst kind of day were everything goes bad
by Weirdperson2007 September 23, 2016
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