shit the bed

1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.

Shit the bed... its too early for this!

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

Shit The Bed

Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.

Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'

Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!

SHIT THE BED!

by munchkim July 24, 2009

shit the bed

Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.

Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"

by Osselroid February 14, 2017

Shit the bed

Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.

My truck was working fine yesterday but it shit the bed last night.

by N.jackass March 19, 2014

shit the bed

Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.

Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.

by Liam2017 January 11, 2017

Shit the bed

An expression used when an unfortunate occurance in one's life causes extreme agnst or annoyance.

When you are at the coast and your friend backs her car into a huge rock, you say: Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!

by Maj-Britt June 20, 2006

shit the bed

to actually poop in the sheets, especially when trying to gross out your girl with a large fart. Particularly disgusting habitbut in some countries it is considered normal behavior.

I was gonna fart and hold Shannon's head under the covers, but I shit the bed.

by pretzel the wiener January 21, 2008