Shit House Fade

To sneakily get away from your mates without them realising .
I went into McDonalds to get a feed and when I came out Daniel was gone, I think he " Shit House Faded"

Normally used when a guy has some action lined up or to hammered
by Blasco Smith April 16, 2011
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Shit House Rat

Something or someone that would live in a port-a-potty or an outhouse,Freaky,Gross
That bitch is uglier than a shit house rat
Shes crazier than a shit house rat
by hardrider93 July 23, 2009
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blow this shit house

To leave a building where no good crap is going. To be over and done with it.
Schools over. Lets blow this shit house!
by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009
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Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.
So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.
by The Reverend Eben Hill February 19, 2011
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Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.
Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.
by Milli1338 December 28, 2017
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Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021
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