r/shitposting

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot

omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that

by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021

saiposexual

(adj) A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.

I'm only attracted to people who are really smart, I guess you could call me a saiposexual.

by White-azn July 10, 2015

Sliposity

The rate of speed and the quality of the slip on a slip and slide.

You need to increase your speed to get the right sliposity on the slip and slide.

by Aivilo June 29, 2014

yay ships

Yay ships are the OTPs of the gay ship world.

Aka- Gay ships are Yay ships

"Destiel (Dean and Castiel from Supernatural) is one of my favorite Yay ships!!!"

"Sabriel (Sam and Gabriel also from Supernatural) is another favorite Yay ship!"

"So is Johnlock (John and Sherlock from Sherlock)!!!"

"Don't forget TenRose (the Tenth doctor and Rose from Doctor Who)!!!"

by I'm-super. Who? Locked. July 28, 2014

guns and ships

A song sung by Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette in Lin Manuel Miranda's musical Hamilton (the best musical ever). It is considered very difficult to sing Lafayette's parts as he sings them very fast.

Broadway musical (2015)
Hamilton the Musical - Guns and Ships Lyrics

BURR:
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with bloodstains

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m—

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I go to France for more funds

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I come back with more

LAFAYETTE AND ENSEMBLE:
Guns
And ships

by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017

The Sinking Ships

An English post-punk band, formed in 1979 and active from then until 1981. Their members were: Simon Brighton (guitarist)
Terry Welbourn (bassist)
Colin Hopkirk (vocalist)
Nick Green (drummer)
They are sometimes attributed to being the writers of The Most Mysterious Song on The Internet, due to two of their most famous songs (The Cinema Clock and Strangers) sounding similar, although this has been mostly debunked. Their songs are actually pretty good, I would recommend checking them out.

Person 1: Hey, what would you say is your favourite band?
Person 2: I'd have to say The Sinking Ships.

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: Criminally underrated group.

by Herr Shrek December 10, 2020

shipseki

Korean word for Motherfucker. Very occasionally used as term of endearment between close friends, but mostly only as an insult.

That shipseki ate all my kimchi, then got drunk and puked all over my sofa. I'm going to kick his ass.

by Bobcatma March 9, 2017