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Shelley's boyfriend

The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.

shelley and Carley

shelley and carley, are two sisters who hate men and want to tease and bust balls we are going to hell fuck you all
shelley and Carley by chewyswan October 1, 2021

shelley stains 

When someone is thinking about Shelley they produce Shelley stains.
OMG,OMG,OMG, your gonna make me Wanna make some Shelley stains

Shelley's boyfriend

his name is frank and he loves getting bumed by everything
oooooo shelley u have such a small willy
Shelley's boyfriend by sharratt October 5, 2003

Shelley Anderson 

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.
"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"
Shelley Anderson by extensions January 11, 2009

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."
Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!
Shelley Winters by mauseman August 24, 2005