3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

10 sheet

A 10 pound note, a term used by chavs

Ben: Yo, gimme some a ten bag of weed if I chuck you a 10 sheet geeze?
Rio : Yeah, sure bruv

by DeusVersion1 April 23, 2014

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 July 9, 2007

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011

slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006

Heat In The Sheets

When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time

Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!

by SlopNChop March 12, 2017

sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

by bartfarkel October 13, 2008