When you take a shit in a little toilet and when you go to flush the terd swirls around it the bowl and slaps you on the underside of your cock and balls.
On the Shawnee location in WY Brandon shit in the shack and got a Shawnee high 5 from the kid sized toilet.
by Stix81 December 1, 2020

when someone is trying to prove you wrong, and you give up on telling them they are wrong so you just say " shawnee okay". Shawnee means a dumb idiot.
by ahfukajshfk November 18, 2017

A girl who is hard to love,but when seduced by her quick passionate ways,will chew you up and spit you out.
by Meemouch January 3, 2024

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025

When a male ejaculates into a condom during intercourse, and then proceeds to slingshot his semen into the females gaping sphincter.
Usually I would just shoot some ropes on her face but since it's our anniversary I gave her a Shawnee Slingshot.
by James_FBGM September 26, 2024
