Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter

Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”

by anonymous December 9, 2020

sack or shaft

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.

Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.

by brown nose May 16, 2006

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls

Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.

"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

shastri

A scholar, someone's who's well read.
A spiritually aware person.

I'm sure going to university will make a shastri of you.

I want to go to India and find a guru who can make me a shastri

by Purple_Breeze December 18, 2010

Shafta

Arabic slang for a Pod System (Juul / Novo / Mylè). Popular in Saudi Arabia in places such as the British school and other international schools. Shappley is another word for Shafta, made popular by the trend setters of the “Jeeb Shappley” group.

Dude 1 : Bro, you got a shafta?
Dude 2 : Nah man, my pod’s empty.
Dude 3 (in the stall) : *inhale sounds*

by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

Shaftgazer

A narcissist who is so into himself that, when making love, he can only marvel at his own shaft, totally ignoring his lover.

“Wow, look at that girth and those huge veins,” said the shaftgazer, as his lover lay there in disbelief at the utter self-absorption of this narcissist during their most intimate moment.

by @doctorely April 15, 2021

Hollow shaft

When a guy masturbates to much to the point of not releasing any cum.

Jill:hey baby wanna have some fun?
Joey:I can't today, I have a hollow shaft!

by Theonlyrealmacdaddy November 8, 2016