to be shard is to be rude or insulting to ones friends or even enemies..is often followed up with flip flop or i'll go bacon on your ass
by bubblebobblebumcha July 10, 2004
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.
by efk March 26, 2008
When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite
by Astral jay February 17, 2019
A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
by Bojack9000 May 20, 2007
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
by krazzekiki June 26, 2006