Joseph Sanchez

Owner of all Joseph Sanchez' All Gay Bars. He wears a yellow sombrero with a mustache and small beard. He prefers to play WoW and work only on the weekends. He is a very anti-social creature who feeds on hotpockets. His natural predator is Seth

Look at that guy he is such a joseph sanchez!!!

by Bolognamaster May 8, 2009

Giszel Sanchez

Giszel Sanchez is the best person to be around. She's pretty, beautiful, and cute plus she makes everyone feel joy and happiness around her. Giszel is a very very lovable person she makes everyone fall in love with her. She's very smart, kind, beautiful, cool, funny, and an amazing friend. If you happen to be friends with Giszel Sanchez then you are truly blessed and you should consider yourself the luckiest man alive. Giszel Sanchez is the best person ever and shes way to good for anyone.

Giszel Sanchez is defined as- awesome, beautiful, and the best. Ex.Did you hear Benito likes Giszel but she doesn't like him back so he basically got rejected.

by @benitz_490 November 11, 2019

Chalino Sanchez

Chalino Sanchez was a Mexican singer who gained popularity in California in the early 1990's for his controversial lyrics. He is considered the father of 'corridos'(music genre) and his career has inspired others to follow his legacy. His life is similar to that of the late Tupac Shakur in many aspects. As Tupac, Chalino was also shot prior to his death and they are both considered icons of their music genre. His music is very popular between the Mexican-American culture and various tributes have emerged after his death. He is also known for been the father of the late Adan Sanchez which was also another young corrido singer who died in 2004. RIP Chalino S.& Adan S.

Rafa: Hey loco, put the song Nieves de Enero
Juan: Simon, Chalino Sanchez is the man.

by StOiC July 24, 2006

Sanchari

the most beautiful girl that moves in three worlds

The stars remind me of Sanchari

by Etnsetvna November 5, 2011

Shanghai Cobra

Taking a crap in a urinal. A long turd will stick up of the edge and look like a snake peering out.

I was so pissed I had to work on Saturday that I left a Shanghai Cobra in the bathroom

by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007

claudio sanchez

Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.

"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."

by ambellina August 15, 2006

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016