Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
by DoomQuack May 16, 2015
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Hand Shammy

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.
by 707CASA September 18, 2008
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Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.
by europolice March 24, 2010
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Shimmy Shammy

He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!
Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless
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SHAMMY DOODLE

Shammy doodle meaning simply when condonation has built up on a window and you proceed to draw a picture using your finger.
by Dogshit Dave May 24, 2022
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Dirty Shammy

When your partner uses your panties to wipe his cum off of your face than shoves it in your mouth as a ball gag
I knew I liked him when he gave me a dirty shammy
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shammy

Want to go get a shammy ?
by tortilini February 27, 2018
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