by zooey December 23, 2008
what 99,8% of all guys are...cannot look beyond someones looks, brain washed by society, normally they are really gullable obviouse people, they are the opposite of deep..watch too much day time talk shows/ reality tv umm and dont no who edgar allen poe is lol um i dunno!
Jen: woah hes hot
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?
months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?
months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh
by The Jesso January 28, 2005
1: term coined by ugly and fat people when good looking people did not want to have anything to do with them. This term is used to make said fat and ugly people feel better about rejection.
2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.
2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.
ie: fat woman tries to get a gorgeous man to dance with her, he declines.
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!
by breaksprinter March 22, 2009
a person who cannot make decisions for themselves, must always have other people do things for them. also, makes very low decisions that are foolish.
gracie: "hey did you hear about how conor had drew dump cloe for him?"
ariana: "yeaa what a shallow asshole!"
ariana: "yeaa what a shallow asshole!"
by mrs. swan December 13, 2007
An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.
Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.
Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.
"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.
by Shameless Plug January 12, 2004
What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.
by da hood' November 3, 2004
1. A person who goes out with another person strictly because of their looks. Its great and ugly people should die and burn. Im hott so i dont have to worry about ugly chicks. Ugly chicks can suck my dick and then die.
2. what i am
2. what i am
guy 1:DUDE SHES SOO HOTT! I'd date her in a heartbeat.
guy 2: Hell yea me 2!
Fugly girl: You guys are so shallow :'(
guy 1&2: Suck my dick!
guy 2: Hell yea me 2!
Fugly girl: You guys are so shallow :'(
guy 1&2: Suck my dick!
by I am so shallow! May 12, 2005