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dirty nasty slut who fucks people over and takes peoples boyfriends
guy1 ew do you see that nasty slut over there?

guy2 yeah thats Shakira!
Shakira by fucksalt473721 January 23, 2011
The most beautiful woman in the world. Her hips are so sexy in motion. So hot that no man is good enough for her. She has an extensive collection of dildizzles.
Shakira is the sexiest woman alive.
Shakira by Zecheriah May 4, 2006
A fine ass columbian chick who is also featured in THE GIF
Damn son, that bitch can't shake it like Shakira! She's got the "MAGIC ASS".
shakira by Anonymous September 21, 2003
Shakira is a girl from colombia who is usually recognized because of her ass. But she is just so much more than that! She started writing songs at the age of 11, and she has worked really hard to get where she's at right now. Her song lyrics have meaning, and she is just a cool girl.
Shakira's INEVITABLE:

Si es cuestion de confesar
no se preparar cafe
ni entiendo de futbol
Creo que alguna vez fui infiel
juego mal hasta el parques
y jamas uso reloj
Y para ser mas franca nadie piensa en ti,
como lo hago yo
aunque te de lo mismo....
Shakira by paloma May 30, 2006
Shakira. I'd hit that.
shakira by PSP Squirrel #1 June 22, 2006
A female Colombian singer with a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice fat ass.
Shakira gave me teh leet bon4r.
shakira by G U N I T 2004 September 18, 2003