Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

fire extinguisher syndrome

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after

Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.

by mr_mister911 December 2, 2020

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022

Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.

Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.

by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

arjonosaurus fire extinguisher

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.

me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life

by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025