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sextastrophy

something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.
helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."

Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"
by jacky denver December 29, 2007
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sexytastic

adj. describing something which is at once notable both for its sexiness and for the fact that it is fantastic.
Those new boots are sexytastic!
by corvex January 7, 2010
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Skeetastic

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet
Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!
by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008
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slutastical

(adj.) of, or relating to sluttiness.
"wow, look at her, she is slutastical!"
" I'll show you slutastical!"
by Shaquita March 4, 2005
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sexytastic

A compliment to someone who looks unbelievably sexy, hot, beautiful, hott, or gorgous. Usually used for girls and gay males.
Dizzam girl! You look sexytastic!
by Philip George December 28, 2005
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Skeetastic

A women so fine you would skeet all over her until the cows come home.
"Damn, that bitch is skeetastic. I would let her play around with my nalcock."
by CJT69 July 11, 2006
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seriastic

Insulting someone indirectly by means of sarcasm
In class student answers question with clearly the wrong answer. And another student responds with "Your pretty smart there guy"

1. Dont worry buddy, he was being seriastic
by sexlexia September 9, 2006
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