eye bee sew we todd it

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"

Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020

sew my royal oaks

To travel abroad and draw ones name in the sand

I need to leave to sew my royal oaks, not blow anyone’s back out.

by HolyBoy999 July 6, 2023

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

hole sewing

when somebody cuts the edges of someones butthole and sews it back together so a scab shuts the butthole. the scab then forms skin cells and the butthole is tucked away. this leaves the victim to rot from the inside out due to the poop in their body rotting away.

steve: "wanna do some hole sewing (wink wink)
john: "unloads a bullet into his head"

by kaihatesxavier May 4, 2021

Sewful

Sewful living. Sewfully creating through all mediums of life.

Wendee is very sewful in her ways of living

by Picklepeepel October 18, 2023