When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.
by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019
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by Thomas Crowe April 25, 2011
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by cfch September 7, 2006
Get the septic tank mug.A condition of the post-modern, educated Western woman whereby she acts as a man, foments discontent in some manner, then retreats behind her femininity as a cover. To be certain, all females don’t suffer from this social affliction.
Septic Femininity is also a bluff related to ‘the game,’ as it always requires the use of feminine wiles to achieve a result.
This activity appears to be rooted in the social media validation and soyboy phenomena. Once recognized, the pattern of behavior is easy to spot and becomes comical. Groups of ‘woke’ men have begun a sporting subculture related to toxic femininity.
Septic Femininity is also a bluff related to ‘the game,’ as it always requires the use of feminine wiles to achieve a result.
This activity appears to be rooted in the social media validation and soyboy phenomena. Once recognized, the pattern of behavior is easy to spot and becomes comical. Groups of ‘woke’ men have begun a sporting subculture related to toxic femininity.
She sat festering silently in her septic femininity, raising the hem of her garment ever so slowly until she had the tables’ attention. That last man paid no attention, so he didn’t matter.
by rexbacchus August 28, 2018
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by J.M. gigitty August 8, 2009
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Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.
(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)
Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.
terminology may vary,
(in fail order)
fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail
nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail
and finally
super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail
Septic fail comes from a mix of Epic Fail and Septic Tank.
(a septic tank is used to store/dispose of human waste. in place of a sewer)
Septic Fail is to be used in extreme cases only.
terminology may vary,
(in fail order)
fail
epic fail
septic fail
super septic fail
nasty septic fail
super nasty septic fail
epic septic fail
and finally
super epic, mega septic stink-nasty fail
degrees of fail...
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail
2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail
3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail
3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail
2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail
3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L
3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail
1.)(Score goal on own team)=fail
2.) (Trip on own foot, fall and fit face on floor)= epic fail
3.) (score goal on own team then trip on own foot and hit face on floor, stand up and knock your gym teacher unconscious)=Septic fail
3.) (Accidentally back truck off of a cliff, land truck on grandmother)=Septic Fail
2.) (When playing tic-tac-toe against oneself, lose)=Epic Fail
3.) (When parallel parking, hit the car in front of you and the car behind you several times....get out...your car explodes)=E P I C F A I L
3.) (Attempt suicide (DON'T DO IT), fail at suicide,be sentenced to death for attempted murder (to oneself), when in prison get shanked because you would not let the midget have his hat back, recover, for your last meal, die from food poisoning before getting the electric chair. (+1 if they still electrify you, +5 if they try to save you from dying of food poisoning) )=
THE MOST SEPTIC OF EPIC SEPTIC FAILURES....AKA...Epic Septic Fail
by schoolrunner May 17, 2009
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by Lou Pottingsworth III May 10, 2016
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