sexuslal realtions

Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.

Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!

by just_somebody June 22, 2009

seuss

verb-to own powerfully; synonym for pwn (or pown); to utterly destroy another's hopes and dreams

You just got seussed

by Anti-cow July 27, 2011

seussian

Dr. Seuss-eque. Reminds you of a drawing or subject that Dr. Seuss created... aka LSD-like things

The bushes that Edward Scissors-hands carves are totally seussian...

that seussian motherfucker needs to get a haircut...

by Gabadocious April 13, 2008

Seussical

A clever rhyme, often nonsense, that resembles the work of Dr. Seuss.

"What does my story lack? What would improve it?"
"Make it more Seussical. That's always good."

They threw he dirt high, up high in the sky, I swear this as true, I swear its no lie.

by CamoDan October 24, 2010

dr seussitis

A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.

example of dr seussitis:

Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!

Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

Mom: Oh no, you too?!

by stanandstanley July 5, 2012

Seussify

To compare/transform someone to one of Dr. Suess' many characters, such as: the cat in the hat, horton, or the grinch.

Guy 1: "Man if you don't be careful I will seussify you!"

Guy 2: "I was just kidding man!"

Guy 1: "That's it! I officially seussify you to the grinch!"

Guy 2: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Mwark October 28, 2013

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016