seinfeld fight

1)Like the episodes of Seinfeld this fight is about nothing.

2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.

"I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend last night."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."

by jsgbklyn June 17, 2009

seinfeld moment

A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.

Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.

by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009

seinfeld around

verb- to say something without actually coming out and saying it. The seinfeld bet episode depicted the four characters making a bet to see who could go the longest without masturbating; the topic was discussed multiple times, although the words "masturbate" or "masturbation" were not used in the entire episode.

I'll have to seinfeld around the topic at hand when I recount this story to him. I hope he can figure out what I'm trying to say.

by tiffypoole March 19, 2006

Seinfeld Tragedy

A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.

"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."

by rickmcclure August 16, 2014

Seinfeld Moment

Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.

Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment

by zachus22 October 18, 2008

Seinfeld situation

An unfortunate situation that could be avoided through use of a cell phone.

I had to run home early to catch my friend before she left for work, but I got stuck in traffic and lost the key to my place. It was a real Seinfeld situation!

by Hans v June 10, 2011

Seinfeld syndrome

When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.

Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?

Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.

by FoxMcWeezer December 13, 2009