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Bass reduction surgery

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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seduction

a raver whos name in "reality" is ronni or ronni royalty
the epitamy of the perfect raver.
can be found on myspace.com/rooonnniii

seduction is the art of easy attraction by men and women
The mere mention of the word “seduction” creates a lot of anxiety for many men and women.
by ronniroyalty November 15, 2009
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seduction

A step that a girl doesn't have to take with any requirement or effort.
I am your seducti0n, and his seducti0n and I'm very good at it with no effort put into it. I am definately your seducti0n
by The Names Flo March 21, 2004
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Seduction lounge

Seduction lounge a room on pal everyone wants to be in but only the best of the best and hottest of hot get in to the rest of us can only dream of the fun going on inside owned by a legend and true Russian princess so try your seduction
Seduction lounge a fun wild room
by Mack 10 man01 November 7, 2012
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Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.
I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"
by soundless scream May 7, 2017
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Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.
You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection
Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?
by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021
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