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Security Theater

"Security theater" is a term that describes security countermeasures intended to provide the feeling of improved security while doing little or nothing to actually improve security.
Enhanced pat downs are pure security theater. It won't detect detect a bomb jammed up someone's ass.
by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010
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Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!
I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?
by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022
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important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.
Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!
by Celifrog August 5, 2015
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Sexurity

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.
"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.
by PeteMartin October 7, 2008
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security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.
Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.
by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004
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ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
by jim christ March 22, 2009
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