The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
Get the About 5 seconds mug.When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.
It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.
It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.
Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.
Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.
Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.
by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010
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Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
by RavenousPlant July 28, 2006
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Get the sconies mug.The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
Get the sloppy split seconds mug.A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!
These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
by Smutty Penguin June 18, 2015
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2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.
1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"
by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017
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