Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

seaweed afro head

Is a person with big curly hair, usually out of control and pertaining more than just one color.

" I hate sitting behind her. I cannot see the board past her big seaweed afro head."

" Let's just hide the blunt in her seaweed afro head. They would never be able to find it."

by JULIAGULIA92 November 15, 2011

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

seaweed(s)

a person, or group of people, that doesn't do anything, they just stand and stare/judge at people, normally have a small attention span and low IQ, their body language resembles seaweed, swaying and not doing anything

Person 1: "Ugh, do you see all those people staring at us? It makes me so uncomfortable, all they do is judge"

Person 2: "Just ignore them, they are a bunch of seaweed(s) that won't go anywhere in life."

by thebrunette December 5, 2015

Seaweed Vipers

Seaweed Vipers are the most badass gypsy swing band on the central coast. Playing songs from the 20's and 30's, bringing back music from the Viper days.

Seaweed Vipers are a badass gypsy swing group.

by lynsing March 5, 2019

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz

Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f

by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018