A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"
by berad52 April 2, 2008
An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.
by Chance Norman September 1, 2008
When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
by EvilGramps February 21, 2016
by urmom172376271 March 3, 2017
A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
by Genna May 4, 2004
to jerk off
by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003
Da Homie Searing is a young athletic male with short brown hair. AKA Jake is a well know Lax player who is probably the best athlete of all time. Michael Jordan once called Da homie asking him for advice. His drip is on a whole new level starting with him modernizing the Bass Pro Shops hat. Jake is an excellent photographer who is just an outstanding student that really works his butt off. Absolute hammer if yk what I mean. Jake is an even better person; he often finds himself at soup kitchens during his free time helping the homeless. Jake is actually considering becoming the 50th president of our proud United States. As for jakes personality traits he is a loving, caring, compassionate, empathetic, the type of guy you would bring home to your parents. Da homie believes in a better world and is working everyday to make the earth a better place whether that is cleaning up litter or donating to a number of charities.
by Ava Plank November 19, 2021