The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021
Get the Scrumple mug.When the vertebrae in one's spinal column wears down or is damaged to the point where they need fusion to repair the area. It is commonly referred to as "scrapple neck" throughout Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania.
It is rumored that the discarded vertebrae,connective tissue and cartilage can be found in many early Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple recipes.
It is rumored that the discarded vertebrae,connective tissue and cartilage can be found in many early Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple recipes.
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by Okie Blue April 8, 2009
Get the floorsweep scrapple mug.A person who has no scruples has no care about whoever they rip off. A person who has very weak to no conscience and only cares about their own personal gain with zero regard for who they burn in the process.
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Get the Scrumples mug.The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
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