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Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021
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Scrapple Neck

When the vertebrae in one's spinal column wears down or is damaged to the point where they need fusion to repair the area. It is commonly referred to as "scrapple neck" throughout Northern New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

It is rumored that the discarded vertebrae,connective tissue and cartilage can be found in many early Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple recipes.
Rich put up with the pain long enough.

It was finally time to see a doctor about his Scrapple Neck.
by Dr.Cha0s December 29, 2021
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floorsweep scrapple

The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich.
by Okie Blue April 8, 2009
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No Scruples

A person who has no scruples has no care about whoever they rip off. A person who has very weak to no conscience and only cares about their own personal gain with zero regard for who they burn in the process.
Dave has no scruples. He'd sell his own grandmother for .50c
by bammer lamber March 1, 2021
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Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
by Luke October 4, 2004
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Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.
by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012
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