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Scruff crums 

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.
man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
Scruff crums by Chumscruff October 19, 2009
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scruff dive 

Giving head and munching a mans private area.
Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...
scruff dive by Twin5098 March 22, 2008

Scruff app 

compound noun

A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.

It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.

It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.

Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.
The Scruff app is the largest social gay app on both iPhone AND Android.
Scruff app by BEARserker January 23, 2011

scruff the ferret 

The act of masterbation, male or female
"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

scruff the ferret by Westley E November 6, 2007

scruff monkey 

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.
Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.
scruff monkey by Vincent M. November 12, 2007

Scruff Twang 

When you in the zone and the only thing that can make it better is a little bit of funk. Applies to all aspects of life, love and the pursuit of happiness.
That bartender’s drink wasn’t bad, all it needed was a little Scruff Twang to take it to the next level.

We went to disco night last week and had a blast! But things didn’t get serious until the DJ mixing in that Scruff Twang into the beats!

My wife gave birth do our first child this morning, the moment I saw him I knew he was born with the Scruff Twang. I will love him forever because of that.
Scruff Twang by NickZiti July 7, 2018

Scruff puff 

(Noun)

Someone who can be characterized by their scruffiness (messy hair, beard, disheveled appearance) but they still look cute and wholesome.
She rolled out of bed looking like a scruff puff.