Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.
In which case a feast is upon us.
In which case a feast is upon us.
man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
by Chumscruff October 19, 2009
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Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
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Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...
by Twin5098 March 22, 2008
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A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.
It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.
It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.
Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.
A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.
It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.
It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.
Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.
by BEARserker January 23, 2011
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Get the scruff the ferret mug.1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.
by Vincent M. November 12, 2007
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That bartender’s drink wasn’t bad, all it needed was a little Scruff Twang to take it to the next level.
We went to disco night last week and had a blast! But things didn’t get serious until the DJ mixing in that Scruff Twang into the beats!
My wife gave birth do our first child this morning, the moment I saw him I knew he was born with the Scruff Twang. I will love him forever because of that.
We went to disco night last week and had a blast! But things didn’t get serious until the DJ mixing in that Scruff Twang into the beats!
My wife gave birth do our first child this morning, the moment I saw him I knew he was born with the Scruff Twang. I will love him forever because of that.
by NickZiti July 7, 2018
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Someone who can be characterized by their scruffiness (messy hair, beard, disheveled appearance) but they still look cute and wholesome.
Someone who can be characterized by their scruffiness (messy hair, beard, disheveled appearance) but they still look cute and wholesome.
by rainbowfuzzysheep April 24, 2022
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